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Ever wondered what we think of ? Disturbing thought. Guns don,t kill- Husbands arriving home unexpectedly kill. Big Pie. Who said that? I have great hopes that we shall love each other as much as if we had never married at all ( Lord Byron ) You never know where to look when eating a banana. ( Peter Kaye.) Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.( Robert Kennedy.) Big Pie. Thinking again about numbers. How did I miss this? At 23 minutes and 45 seconds past 1 A.M. on the 6th of July in the year 2089, it will be 01 : 23 : 45 - 06 / 07 / 89. Being in my 80th year, I may not witness this event, so yes Darren, I promise I will get out more. Big Pie. Time to ponder. I reckon that God invented time to stop things happening all at once. Big Pie. Thanks lovely people. What about this then? At 12 hrs-34 mins-56 secs on August 7th this year, it will be 12 : 34 : 56, 07 / 08 / 09 123456789. Something you will never witness again in your lifetime. Amazing or what? Did I hear you say, " Get a life Norman"? Big Pie. People, we think of people, especially those loved and dear - HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG PIE -DM/MM/CM/LM XXXXX I think of my Granda, especially on his birthday , happy birthday Granda i love you to bits lots of love from lucy Rose Big Cake (your favourite grandaughter)    xxxxxxxxxxx Happy Birthday great grandad i love you lots of love from harvey chomps xxxxxx Happy Birthday Great Granda, no more tears, smiles for years , Lencifer creasy head 
Afterthoughts. You should never cry over spilt milk, unless of course you are stranded on a dessert island and a magical genie shows up and offers you a life of pleasure, fame, and fortune in exchange for your last glass of milk, and you leap with joy and nearly spill your milk,then,after you sigh with relief that it hasn,t spilled, you step on a yclam shell and you drop the glass, causing the genie to disapear, leaving you to live out your days on a diet of coconuts and dead seagulls.Then you should cry. Big Pie. Way back. In the year 1448, was,"Ye olde tea shoppe, called,"Ye brande newe tea shoppe?" Big Pie Best foot forward. Don,t be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You cannot cross a chasm in two small jumps. ( David Lloyd George.) Big Pie. Think of this. If you choose a job you love, you will never have to work again in your life.( Confucius.) Big Pie. In the same boat. It may seem that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others, but remember that everyone you meet is fighting some sort of battle. Big Pie. Talking Point! The real art of conversation is not only saying the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. Big Pie. Flintstones If The Flintstones were B.C. and before America, why did they have Flintstones' Thanksgiving and Flintstones' Christmas? Star Gazing. Why do so many items floating around in space sound like things from a sex toy catalogue? The Cassini Probe, The Huygens Explorer, and don,t forget The Rings around Uranus ! Big Pie. Management To handle yourself, use your head
To handle others, use your heart Illusion! Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye. ( H. Jackson Brown.) Big Pie. Is this true ? 
It,s a hard life. The rewards of age..........Are not meant for wimps. Big Pie. What does he know? Why should anyone take advice on sex from the Pope? If he knows anything at all about it, he shouldn,t.(George Bernard Shaw.) Big Pie. Fondness. I have a profound respect for old age. Especially when it,s bottled. ( Gene Fowler.) Big Pie. Always remember:- Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. Big Pie. A learning curve. Experience is wonderful. It enables us to recognize a mistake when we make it again. Big Pie. About a man Used, worn and broken now Yet such a happy boy His secret smile, no token Gods most favourite toy DM So important Initial appearances can be often deceptive. It's all about growth and grooming. A hairy moth changes Into a beautiful butterfly whereas a lovely tadpole changes into an ugly frog." Neha Agarwal
Wishful thinking Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off. ( David Letterman. ) Big Pie. Not what he,s cracked up to be. Why is Ronnie Biiggs called a great train robber? He robbed one train, got caught, jailed, lost all his money. I reckon he was a crap train robber. Big Pie. In Perspective Beauty is only a light switch away. Big Pie.
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